these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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