You work out of a Hotel?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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