You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
