you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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