At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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