You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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