So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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