in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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