I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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