whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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