I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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