I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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