i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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