CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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