Non-Jews are for practice
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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