he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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