how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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