it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
foreskin is a definite game changer
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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