Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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