I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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