Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I think your dad took our porno
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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