Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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