he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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