It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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