this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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