come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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