This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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