Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
My vagina just clenched in fear
There's even glitter on my cock...
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