that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Too much gin, very little bucket
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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