people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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