I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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