He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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