lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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