i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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