I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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