with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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