why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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