Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
pray to the hookup gods
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
