I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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