3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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