He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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