i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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