I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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