your parents love me but you hate me
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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