She went from zero to smokin in five shots
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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