I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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