im gay
i know
yea but for you.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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