I didn't shave. On purpose
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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