Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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