there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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