Non-Jews are for practice
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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