U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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