How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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