Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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